[spoken]
Back a few months ago I was headlinin at a great big night club and they put me up a coupla days early... I came in a couple days early... and they put me up at what they called "the Star Suite." Now here I am... headlinin in one of the biggest nightclubs in the country, and I wake up at 8 o'clock in the morning in this Star Suite... all by myself.

[audience]
Awwwwww

[Davis]
Yeah, that's what I said... Awwww....

But I did what I've always done to cheer myself up. I picked up my guitar, I sat down, and wrote me a little song. Now this is how it feels to be alone, at the top of the hill, and trying to figure out why.

[Sung]
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cos I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
But I'm doing the best that I can

I used to have a girlfriend
But I guess she just couldn't compete
With all of these love-starved women
Who keep clamoring at my feet
Well I guess I could find me another
But I guess they're all in awe of me
Who cares, I never get lonesome
Cos I treasure my own company

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
But we're doing the best that we can

Oh I guess you could say I'm a loner
A cowboy I'm loud, tough and proud
Oh I could have lots of friends if I wanted
But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd
Some folks say that I'm egotistical
Hell, I don't even know what that means
I guess it has something to do with the way
That I fill out my skin tight blue jeans

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cos I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
But we're doing the best that we can

We're doing the best that we can